Girri

Jun 1

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so i guess when my dad came into my room and started being annoying, he let a moth in. thing was freaking running rampid everywhere.buzzing herebuzzing there.smack to the TV screen.then i lit my phone up put it into the carpet and sat the phone down on it.now hes quiet, probably until the light turns off- oh wait there he goes.maybe I should name him…

dick.cause thats what he is.a dick.

imma smash dick.hahahaha.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

WONT TINEAL BE ANGRY.

I’m a Juggalo

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andrewbatz:

And I hate Homestuck. Thanks alot to the creator for ruining something else i enjoy now i cant drink faygo without some stupid fan coming up to me asking if i like homestuck. wonderful I don’t want to live anymore.

Dude you’re a juggalo, we couldn’t ruin your life any more if we tried.

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May 30

snoopdong:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

W WHAT THE FCKU

WHATS GOING ON ONMFG

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cheese3d:

excuse me

who is this karkat you speak of

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sovietcreepypasta:

In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - “Are you lady Gorbochev?”
Voice says “Yes!”
“Born winter of 1927?”
“Yes!”
“Gravestone says ‘Died 20 February, 1957”
“Niet, am still living!”
“Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June.”

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.

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u-ok:

fetusparty:

LIL NIGGA LIZARD GIVEAWAY

i will be givin this lil nigga lizard i found on my shelf away to anybody who reblogs dis post ok ((he seems lonely and i cant give dis lil nigga da compassion he needs))

u will love ur lil nigga lizard, he can:

swim wit u

eat wit u

do wahtever u want

if ur a freak hell tag along

piss on ur ex girlfriend ((mayb))

aight so if u want me 2 mail u dis lil nigga lizard thing reblog dis post!!!

winner iz chosen june 2nd 2012 so reblog if u want dis lil nigga lizard of ur very own aiight peace bxtches

SCREAM

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May 29

wot?

i swear to gog guys, every day Im following more blogs, and most of them can be removed or are non active.

okaysure its just 22 blogs.

maybe I should add more.

whyworryyourlifeaway:

soolooxcoopter:

guide-of-light:

idea-and-reality:

fangirl-it-right:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

now. i. want. to. make. a. mass. effect. version.

anyone else in?

guys
guys we need to play this
guys this is like apples to apples except
can we play this?

yes yes yes

oh my god

we’re playing this at haleys

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adjit:

Can we just appreciate that one time Eridan said powwow

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Girri

I'm slowly editing and fixing up my Tumblr...

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I’m a Juggalo

wot?